My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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