Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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