Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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