what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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