I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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