So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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