Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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