I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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