Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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