Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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