found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Im part way to drunk.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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