atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize