So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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