I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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