i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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