In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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