fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
