she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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