Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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