you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
We need to get me chipped asap
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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