doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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