I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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