I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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