But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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