no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
We have so much sex to catch up on
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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