That's intense
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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