A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My pussy is not your playground.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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