exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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