I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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