weddingsv make me drug and hornr
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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