butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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