I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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