Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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