Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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