Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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