Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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