i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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