fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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