He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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