There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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