This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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