No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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