I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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