Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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