worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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