THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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