There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Randomize
