we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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