God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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