Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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