Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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