her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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