Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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