just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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