You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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