so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
My feet surprised me
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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