its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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