He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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